In which Tim and I predict the future of Apple over whiskey pickleback shots, a true story.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012 – 85 views

— by andrewschmidt



ONE WEEK AGO. THE 4100 BAR. LOS ANGELES.

"What?"

Tim was shoving his iPhone in my face. Newsstand was open. Who opens Newsstand?

"Just look at it!"

I studied the phone. Little wooden shelves were inset in his homescreen, and on them lay a couple little magazines. Cute! Cute in that icky way that candy corn is, y'know? Like how it's sometimes just a little too sweet.

I nodded. "That's pretty bad." Tim put his phone away. The bartender brought us each a glass with whiskey and a glass with pickle juice. We raised them.

"Scott Forstall has to go," he said.

"Scott Forstall has to go," I agreed.

Clink and drink.


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